Hue assumed he would take lead due to Achroma’s disposition but was taken by surprise when Achroma threw him across bed with ravishing force. Hue and Achroma arrived at bedroom for lovemaking. Don’t bother coming.” Mei yelled with annoyance after Hue as he left with delicious scientist man. “That’s it you are not invited to my next birthday party even if you get me a 3DS. “You are Woman with capital W Mei I have complete faith in you.” Said Hue with blowing-off. “You should help it’s your sister’s Purrloin.” “Hue where are you going? Even with samurai pirate skills I cannot storm and kick all asses myself for I am only orange belt!” Mei complained now being overwhelmed by grunt numbers. I hope it will prove satisfactory.” Achroma said with flirtation. “What astonishing coincidence I happen to possess penis. Screw it I want penis.” Said Hue with horniness. “What are you doing on Plasma ship to do battles with Team Plamsa?” “I do not agree with Plasma policies unless they prove to be sound but I owed founder of team some favors.” Achroma answered with explanations. I mean… yes sexy.” Hue asked with interrogation.
“What are you doing here? At time you did not seem evil but still very sexy. “Ah yes you are young man from PWT with death wish and funky hair.” Achroma said with remembering. “You are scientist man from PWT with funky hair.” Hue said with recognition. Totally distracted by glistening sexy scientist Hue left swarm of grunts which he and Mei were fighting to confront him with playboy irresponsibility. He had just taken shower and was wearing lab coat like bathrobe. As they looked they encountered Pokescientist Achroma instead. The two friends continued bowling over grunts looking for Purrloin taken from Hue’s sister. These puny ninjas are no match for me.” Mei said with bragging. In Pokewood I studied the ways of the samurai pirate under Brycen tutelage. “Great jobs Mei your skills are almost as mad as me.” Hue said with compliments. Neo Plasma Grunts were falling easily to combination of might that was better than perfect. While silly argument was taking place Hue and Mei were storming Plasma Frigate with badassery. “But all these people are Dominatrixes!” Said Zinzolin with insurmountable problem. “You cannot blame me for this there are many people who would hurt you for money!” Rood said with alternate options. “If you had only tried then I would not have resorted to suggest of Ghestis he freeze Unova so that I could suffer.” Zinzolin continued ignoring injured grunts. Suddenly Neo Plasma Grunt was flung overhead with Wilhelm Scream and crashed into ex-Plasma grunt on other side. “You way has led to more destruction!” Zinzolin said with blaming. I have much discussed this with you if you cannot ask me to harm even an enemy then I would not harm a loved one.” Rood answered with pacifism. “I am sorry but I cannot indulge your masochism.
This is why we broke up.” Said Zinzolin with pouting. “I shall not kill you that is not the way of ex-Team Plasma.” He said with mercy. Rood did not hack away but instead sheathed samurai knight sword of manliness. “Go ahead slit my throat.” Said Sage Zinzolin on knees after being defeated by Sage Rood. Brilliant flames caused Pokemon to flee from hotness and illuminated battles of deadliness. In Giant Chasm civil war was exploding in crater to sad background music of Brother My Brother from Pokemon First Movie. I would have done something less ridiculous, but this came out more easily. what could reasonably be called spoilers for Black/White 2.Įven though there ended up being more other plot than I originally expected (and also some BattleSageshipping I had initially added as a joke), I wrote this with the main goal of bringing more SaturationShipping into the world, which is why I’m still posting it here. (For those unfamiliar with ShakespeareHemmingway, this is a style framed around coherent nonsense plots playing fast and loose with grammar and spelling, with awesome results if done correctly. This is a story written in the style of ShakespeareHemmingway hybridized with how I write normally, like The Missionary Song.